Friday, February 17, 2012

Gary Carter

Yesterday, my favorite baseball player of all time passed away.

    Gary Carter via Getty Images

Gary Carter played for the Montreal Expos (a team that later moved and became the Washington Nationals) from 1974-84, and his best years were spent with the New York Mets from 1985-89, where he helped Dwight Gooden develop into one of the most dominant pitchers in the history of baseball, and he had the first hit in what's probably the most famous rally comeback in all of sports, in the tenth inning of Game 6 of the 1986 World Series. Yep, that's the one where the ball trickled through Bill Buckner's legs.

I can't say why or how Gary Carter came onto my radar, but it was when he was with the Expos. He was already my favorite player when he hit a home run in the 1984 All-Star Game, which earned him that year's All Star Game MVP. I wasn't happy when he was traded to the Mets, because the Expos were my favorite team--I liked their hat. But Gary quickly took to the Mets, and so did I.

That Mets team was the world's worst nightmare: a frat house with fuck-you talent. In addition to Gary and "Doc" Gooden, they had Darryl Strawberry, Keith Hernandez, Lenny Dykstra, Howard Johnson, Ray Knight, Mookie Wilson, Wally Backman, Kevin Mitchell, Ron Darling, Sid Fernandez, and Roger McDowell (and that's off the top of my head).  There's a great book about the 1986 season, called The Bad Guys Won.

But Gary, whose nickname was "The Kid," didn't really fit in with that team. He was a diehard believer in sportsmanship--such a nice guy that it pissed the other players off. I really liked that about him. I think I saw him as one of those 1980's heroes that was threatened by his own morality, like Superman or--I dunno, Lucas.

Baseball was a much different sport back then. This is before the strike that ended the season, before steroids destroyed the game's integrity, and before athletes became salary whores. There was a big controversy during the 1986 playoffs surrounding an Astros pitcher named Mike Scott, who had a crazy pitch called the split-finger fastball. Folks swore he had to be scuffing the ball. They wanted to check his pockets for sandpaper. Times were simpler back then--all you had to believe was your eyes.

My friends and I were collectors. We moved from comics to baseball cards to action figures (even M.U.S.C.L.E.S.) When we were on baseball cards, I went nuts finding every edition of Gary Carter--which was both difficult and expensive at that time. My buddies wanted the mythical Dwight Gooden rookie card from the Fleer Update Set, or Jose Canseco rookies or Mark McGwire Olympic cards--and I did too--but my most prized possession, the top pages of my binder, were my Gary Carter cards.

When I made the cut for our high school baseball team in my sophomore year, I did it in Gary's model--with sportsmanship. I wasn't a great player--in fact, I'm fairly certain I shouldn't have even been on the team--but I only missed one practice in three years, and that was when I had to visit the campus of my future college. I wore Gary's number, 8, even though the jersey was a bit tight. And I played first base, which was Gary's back-up position. I have a great story about that (I have stories about everything), but I'll tell it another time.

I tried to go to every game when Gary visited my hometown Phillies at Veteran's Stadium--both the Expos and the Mets were National League East rivals, so my favoritism was always contentious. Anyway, I saw him hit a bunch of home runs. And someone gave me a baseball with his autograph. But I never met the guy. In those days, there was no direct route--no Facebook or Twitter--and I had no interest in sending a letter to a PR team that would return a black and white photo with a stamped signature. In retrospect, it seems sad that Gary never knew he had such a big fan in a rival city. 

Gary slipped off my radar when he retired from baseball after a brief return stint to the Expos. I heard that the Expos retired his number, and he got into the Hall of Fame, and that he was doing TV analysis for the Florida Marlins. But by then, I was across the country in Los Angeles.

And let's face it, my relationship with him was on the field. But the great thing about Gary was that he valued that relationship enough to make sure that he never did anything off the field to disappoint me.

I remember reading last year that he'd been diagnosed with brain cancer and the prognosis was grim. Yesterday I got the sudden barrage of texts that can only mean a bad thing has happened. My childhood friends were letting me know that Gary had passed. And hearing about him made them inevitably think of me.

I'm proud about that last part.

If there's a sports icon to be identified with, you couldn't do much better than Gary Carter, a true sportsman.

Here's to Gary. Thanks for being a great childhood hero.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

The Wolves Are Out Of The Bag!

I've launched the official site of my novel, with just a couple tidbits of info--the logo and the book's back cover. There will be plenty more to share in the upcoming weeks, including more artwork, sample chapters, details on a companion project and more!

What are you waiting for?

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The Lost Art of Shitting in the Right Place

My gift to you today:

If, in this moment in your life, you don't have to try to convince anything to shit in the right place, take a moment to appreciate it. Really, breathe deep and enjoy it.

I've had to try to convince things to shit in the right place since I got my dog in 1997. Lots of love during those years, but I don't think I appreciated how valuable it truly was to not have to try to convince anything to shit in the right place.

Maybe I'm just broken. Maybe it's because I've been trying since 1997 and I have never convinced anything to shit in the right place. In this endeavor, I've been a total and complete failure. I'm batting .000. Zero point zero.

Now that I think about it, I'm surprised I've convinced myself to shit in the right place. I wonder how I haven't gotten confused. Or just flat-out refused. I've had to clean up everything else's shit, I guess I might as well try my own some time.

Anyway.

If, like me, you're in a phase in your life where you do have to try to convince things to shit in the right place, just know that I'm there with you. Maybe we'll get through this together.

Or maybe we'll just clean up more shit.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

I'm Blogging at the Huffington Post

Yep, here I am posting on my blog that I'm posting on another blog. Narcissism, anyone?

Every couple weeks I'll be contributing to the Huffington Post's culture section, specifically in the Geek Like Me series. You can find an archive of my material here, or in the toolbar above.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Robot Chicken Figure Charity Sweepstakes

UPDATE: The contest is over. Thanks to everyone who entered!


My cousin Jill is running a half Ironman race on October 2, 2011, as a member of team  DetermiNation, whose function is to raise money for the American Cancer Society.
Personally, I decided she was off her rocker before I even looked up what a half Ironman race was--and now I'm quite certain that she's certifiably batshit. Follow me here: it's a 1.2 mile swim...I can't remember the last time I even walked 1.2 miles...followed by a whatthefuck 56 mile bike ride...and then (then!) a 13.1 mile run. I don't get this way of life at all, folks--I have a policy not to run unless someone is chasing me, and even then I'll likely take breaks every fifty feet or so to try and negotiate or set-up overnight camp. But Jill is my cousin, and I guess...well, she's my cousin. Beyond that, I can't vouch for her sanity. 
She does have a legitimate cause for this sadism, though. Her sister Michelle (Cousin Shelley to me) has been battling breast cancer for three years. It looked like she'd beaten it, but this summer we found out it's back, and it has spread. The whole Sterbaclan is in this fight with Shelley, and we'd appreciate your prayers.
But we'd rather have your money!

And check this out--I happen to have a really spiffy action figure burning a hole in my metaphorical pocket. 
It was constructed by the esteemed Robot Chicken puppeteers. This isn't a particularly special figure--in fact, it was a castaway that I brought along on my toy hunts to compare scale. But he's pretty darn cool. I mean, as you can see, he's wearing a dapper suit. And you can get him naked to see how the geniuses (geniuii?) in the RC toy department use wire amatures to mimic Mego-style 10" figures. Or you can just get him naked. It's your thing. Do whatcha wanna do.

So here's how we exchange idols for whips: You pledge at least $10 to Jill's cause and you'll automatically be entered in a sweepstakes to win this action figure (don't call it a doll!). Enter as many times as you'd like, under as many names as you'd like. Cheat your ass off, 'cause cancer doesn't play fair, either. Make sure to mention that I sent you, so we know to put your name in the hat for the prize.
You can enter right up until Jill beats my personal swimming record of approximately 125 feet. That'd be October 2nd.
Thanks for the consideration, the prayers and the dough. I hope you win, and we all hope Shelley wins. 

Oh, and it'd be really nice if Jill survives this cockamamie race, too.



Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Facebook Comments Box in Blogger

One of the problems with re-opening It Sucks to Be Hugh is that I'll get sucked back into constantly playing with the blog's design. But, gotta say, few things in life are more satisfying than tinkering around with HTML and CSS and managing to accomplish something...particularly because I know very little about either of those languages. I can't write code, I can only steal it.

Tonight I managed to install this nifty Facebook comments box you'll find at the bottom of each post. Yeah, it's a little wonky that you can't combine the Facebook comments with the Blogger comments, but I figure most folks will comment through Facebook. Or maybe nobody will comment. Maybe I'm whistling in a tornado.

If you're curious as to how I accomplished this astounding feat, the simple guide is at J.S. Blog Stop. I'm sure they've got some other cool Blogger stuff there as well. Check it out, and blog merrily.

Monday, June 27, 2011

I'm Having a Baby in Nine Weeks and Still Don't Know Her Name

The above is true, no matter how much it sounds like the title of a Judy Blume book.