I'm Having a Baby in Nine Weeks and Still Don't Know Her Name

The above is true, no matter how much it sounds like the title of a Judy Blume book.



Among the names I've been offered, or suggested to Lisa, or considered:

Garyetta Sterbakov
MannyGalan Ballys.com Sterbakov
Beyonce Sterbakov
Sterbakov Sterbakov
Dis Sterbakov
Baby To Be Named Later Sterbakov
Sophie's Sister Sterbakov
Little Sister Sterbakov
Mila Sterbakov
Lynda Carter Sterbakov
The Sequel
Oprah Sterbakov
Rocky Sterbakov
John's Roast Pork Sterbakov
Warlock Sterbakov
Magic the Gathering Sterbakov
McCounaghey Sterbakov
Sterbasquirt Sterbakov
Angrywife Sterbakov
Angrierwife Sterbakov
Lorelai Sterbakov
Diana Sterbakov
Leia Sterbakov
Jar Jar Sterbakov
Vengeance Sterbakov
Emmy Nominated Sterbakov
I Shit You Not Sterbakov
Devilbaby II Sterbakov
and one I really, really liked...
Bandit Sterbakov


I'm sure I'm forgetting at least 100. I know there's one that we boiled down to BBAS, but for the life of me I can't remember what that stood for.

EDIT: Lisa has informed me it was Beyonce by Attrition Sterbakov. Because that's the only name on our refrigerator list that hasn't been crossed out.

I'm open to suggestions, but I think I know what it's gonna be. Mind you, I've approved more than a dozen names (some of which are listed above). But this one is Lisa's call all the way. I got the middle name.

Come on, tho. Vengeance Sterbakov. FUCK and YES.